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Little Humans

angel-starbeam submitted:

This isn’t mine, but I have noticed that Wheatley calls kids (including his own) “little humans.” Its so adorable!

Headcanon

miyomo:

I’m half asleep so excuse some types, if any.

What if Wheatley is Space’s dad? And when Wheatley was being transferred into a core, he told Space, “Uhh, Dad is going to space for a while. But don’t worry, son. I’ll be back soon.”

What if? What then?

Haha whoops put that in the wrong blog

(Reblogged from kawaiiyomo)

Daddy!Wheats - Daddy’s litte girl

I bet he’d have more fun than his little girl

uglydoodleisugly

Playing with the girl’s toys

except his kids dont even really like MLP he just uses them as an excuse to buy the toys. /related to last submission/

Wheatley Dad headcanon

When Chell takes the girls out of the house for doctor’s appointments and things, Wheatley sneaks into their room and plays My Little Pony. 

askandroidwheatley:

(Reblogged from askandroidwheatley)

Space’s Dad

I’m half asleep so excuse some types, if any.

What if Wheatley is Space’s dad? And when Wheatley was being transferred into a core, he told Space, “Uhh, Dad is going to space for a while. But don’t worry, son. I’ll be back soon.”

What if? What then?

conquerorwurm: rubitinmyeyes: wolveswithhats: Jumping aboard the “Wheat would be an adorable dad” bandwagon. The only smothering that would occur would be SMOTHERING THEM WITH AFFECTION. It’d drive Chell up the wall. “Mommy, can I have a cookie?” “No. Go wash up for dinner.” “Daddy, can I have a cookie?” “YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE COOKIES, AND CANDY AND A CASTLE AND A PONY ANYTHING FOR MY PRINCESS :D :D :D” “>:| >:| >:|” DAMN STRAIGHT. Daawww. Lovely art. Everyone’s acting like we’re monsters when in actuality that was all just a clever ploy to get people to protest with adorable headcanon and art! (And it worked.)Need I remind you of my actual Wheatley-babby headcanons? Let me dig through to find them… When the baby is brand new he’s too scared to touch her because he’s scared of how small she is, but eventually Chell convinces him to try. After that he holds her for hours and hours on end. He lies awake at night hoping she is still breathing and ends up checking upwards of 20 times just to make sure. The baby gets bored of patty cake before he does. He gives the best piggy-back rides ever, complete with airplane sound effects, and his upsie-daisy skills are second to none. He is the good cop. After Chell disciplines the kids he follows them into their rooms and hugs them til they’re not sad anymore. He loves to answer their questions because they believe everything he says unconditionally and it makes him feel smart. He constantly hovers over them trying to make sure they don’t fall down. And he cries more than they do if they hurt themselves on the playground. The fridge is covered with everything the kids have ever done. Every last bit. He allows himself to be coerced into tea parties complete with hair ribbons, nail polish, and lip gloss because she wants to play with him (and she teaches him to be proper and stick out his pinky), while Chell plays catch in the back yard with Jr. He ‘reads’ to them by making up stories based off of the pictures in the books Chell bought them. Later, after they learn how to read, he convinces them to read stories to him instead. CAKE FOR DINNER

conquerorwurm:

rubitinmyeyes:

wolveswithhats:

Jumping aboard the “Wheat would be an adorable dad” bandwagon. The only smothering that would occur would be SMOTHERING THEM WITH AFFECTION. It’d drive Chell up the wall.

“Mommy, can I have a cookie?”
“No. Go wash up for dinner.”
“Daddy, can I have a cookie?”
“YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE COOKIES, AND CANDY AND A CASTLE AND A PONY ANYTHING FOR MY PRINCESS :D :D :D”
“>:| >:| >:|”

DAMN STRAIGHT.

Daawww. Lovely art.

Everyone’s acting like we’re monsters when in actuality that was all just a clever ploy to get people to protest with adorable headcanon and art! (And it worked.)

Need I remind you of my actual Wheatley-babby headcanons? Let me dig through to find them…

  • When the baby is brand new he’s too scared to touch her because he’s scared of how small she is, but eventually Chell convinces him to try. After that he holds her for hours and hours on end.
  • He lies awake at night hoping she is still breathing and ends up checking upwards of 20 times just to make sure.
  • The baby gets bored of patty cake before he does.
  • He gives the best piggy-back rides ever, complete with airplane sound effects, and his upsie-daisy skills are second to none.
  • He is the good cop. After Chell disciplines the kids he follows them into their rooms and hugs them til they’re not sad anymore.
  • He loves to answer their questions because they believe everything he says unconditionally and it makes him feel smart.
  • He constantly hovers over them trying to make sure they don’t fall down. And he cries more than they do if they hurt themselves on the playground.
  • The fridge is covered with everything the kids have ever done. Every last bit.
  • He allows himself to be coerced into tea parties complete with hair ribbons, nail polish, and lip gloss because she wants to play with him (and she teaches him to be proper and stick out his pinky), while Chell plays catch in the back yard with Jr.
  • He ‘reads’ to them by making up stories based off of the pictures in the books Chell bought them. Later, after they learn how to read, he convinces them to read stories to him instead.
  • CAKE FOR DINNER
(Reblogged from conquerorwurm)

Jealousy in Digital Illustrations

More illustrations for the excellent fic: Jealousy in Digital. preggo!chell. Still adorable. Hoping that the author of that fic submits to this blog so it can get the praise it deserves ^^

pic has some spoilers so it’s under the cut. 

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Yet More Daddy!Wheatley Headcanons

  1. When his kids are babies, sometimes he’ll just hold them for hours while they nap, and just stare and marvel.
  2. Any daughters he had would all be total Daddy’s girls. He’d let himself get talked into teaparties and dress-up and he would love every minute of hit because he was spending time with his little girl(s).
  3. The only thing that could bring out the nasty side of him would be boys who hurt his daughter’s feelings.
  4. Sometimes if he had to take care of the kids alone, he would let them stay up late and watch movies. Chell would come home to find them snuggled together on the couch asleep. And she’d smile and shake her head and curl up on the couch with them.